hi guys i know i dont do much here anymore and i'm awful sorry about that
but see the sad truth is that even if i did do something most of you wouldnt get it anymore
so i'll try one last fucking time
so, i had just jumped out of a cunt (being born is completely awesome like a fresh album of songs that are really cool at first but after you play it once you realize none of the songs compliment each other)
i was fresh like springsteen in 86 but i was covered in placenta and cunts and stuff (oh man)
"aahh help me i need to learn to read" i cried being a smarter than average one
luckily there was a line nearby (lines are paramount in leading to laerning) and this line was about books (i was in luck, as they say)
so iread about my family (what else i love them!) except for my sister and sometimes a brother or two but whatever and i find out that i'm not
supposed to be able to read so i put the book away
well when i turn around my family is gone, i go to try and find our car but i'm lost and i this nice guy asks if i'm lost well i say "i am : cry i was just checking out the postage stamp machine and they levft"
so he walks around wtifh me for a bit (i dont trust him but he seems to know where he's going) and i find out he's a book salesman and i explain it and then
he leaves me there
i go bacvk inside the building and i see all these people in groups looking like they should be there and i dont know wehre i should be and it makes me fucking hate them oh my god you organized faggtots and i want them to notice me
unfortunately when they see me standing there they get all quiet and i try to say "excuse" but that's as far as i get they leave and then i read a poster in the corner and it says "fucking dicks club"
then i realize why they left
it's because i smell like smegma and left-over flavored toostie roll wrappers
blushing so hard that i turn a whole new nationality i go take a bath asap
shit shit you know how trouble always comes when you dont want it well this cat was trouble and this was
his bathroom and well me being fresh out of a cunt i didnt want any hassle so i avoid eye contact but he's still like "hey kid puto pendejo montana" to me so i run
and i fall oh no!!!!!!!!
the ninja turtles werent there but i pretended they were here so i was all like "look out here comes splinter hah hah" and pretending i freaked them out anyways i couldnt get out the way i came in and i drowned a week later after i fell in a vagina
the end
edit goddamn sites are disappearing even!!!
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