I JUST GOT LAID OFF

[slavemason]

Alright George, you've had a good turn out of well wishes and I'll do none other, but the time has come for you to tie one on, damn tight (not INXS tight but pretty damn tight none the less). If my lingo is obscured by borders, then I'll wish warmly upon you the drunkest of drunks with grins that make your ears want to jump off your head.
Good night everyone.
PS George, if you get to feeling blue, try listening to some Flaming Lips. They'll jerk a tear and then you'll drink it up to satisfy.
PSS I am very drunk.