Rockwell...

[Mike]

You hav problims, huh. I hav problims danno. My problims.

I have giant squash bugs living in the rotting flesh of my legs and I cannot understand why there's a NES controller wedged between my nads. I can't get it out cuz it hurts *down there*. But I know what ur talking about this alcohol. It's the only thing that keeps me in one piece. When I'm not drunk I just sit around and grind lit cigarettes into my left eye-socket.