I think everyone needs a diddly to sing about themselves in the tune that Popeye uses at the end of every episode.
Mine would go "I'll pop you on the chin if I don't get my gin 'cuz I'm Seth the philosopher."
A friend of mine said hers would be "I won't invite you to parties if I don't get my Hardees 'cuz I'm Denise the hungry monsterrrr"
That's right, I have a friend who happens to be a girl!
What would YOURS be???