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Old Mar 3rd, 2003, 03:44 PM        Samwise Gamgee: gay or nay?
After seeing the Two Towers, I started reading the book again to refresh my memory of things. Near the end, I came upon this telltale quote of Sam's:

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"Not but what it would be safe for you to have a wink now, master. Safe, if you lay close to me. I'd be dearly glad to see you have a sleep. I'd keep watch over you; and anyway, if you lay near, with my arm round you, no one could come pawing you without your Sam knowing it."
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"Sleep then, master! Lay your head in my lap."
Of course, Sam. And if your penis should happen to slip into Frodo's mouth as he lay asleep, who would know, right? Who would know?
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