HOw many jobs have you had?

[VolCanon]

Newspaper route (boss = Grade B asshole)
IGA Supermarket (boss = Grade AAAAA asshole, manager = Grade AAA asshole, coworkers (all 50 of them) Grade A assholes)
Library volunteer
Direct sales (Boss = fucker), only lasted 2 weeks because they wouldnt give me any work
Typist for old Korean man (he seemed insane. He smoked all the time and liked to sit outside in FUCKING WINTER and refused to come indoors. Freezing your ass off for $10/h (he said "make your own wage")
Warehouse fewl - moved chairs out of box, put them into another box. It was a temporary placement. They told me to go away after 2 hours cuz they brought in too many temps. I got paid 4 h though. (boss said "Oh Boy Its Working Time! Don't forget to mark down your breaks so I dont pay you for them!")
Data Entry Typist - Worked for courier company tying crap.

If you haven't noticed a common thread, ALL BOSSES ARE ASSHOLES.