I Got a Phone Call from some friends of God's

[Zbu Manowar]

There's a good way to get rid of these phone calls: tell them that the God you know likes being banged up the ass with a giant black dildo and if they don't like it, it's colon cancer for them.

Then say 'Fuck Jesus' and hang up. With a little bit of luck they'll hyperventilate and choke on their tongue while going into instanteous stigmata.