South Africa: best country in the world!

[Anonymous]

I am very familiar with South Africa, and it is much better than my home country of Nigeria. I have a nice home down in the Niger Delta region, where I frequent Shell Executive helicopter burnings and hunting for roots which may yield water. For fun, I sometimes hide beneath the oil slicks in the river.

By the way, a funny thing happened to me the other day. A long time colleague of mine passed away. It just so happens he was former royalty in a village in South Africa prior to moving to Nigeria. As royalty, he had amassed great wealth in excess of $65555547398 million dollars.

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

This is where I need your help. In acting as his counsel, I must find an American whom can help me get all of this money out of his hut, where it is hidden under his bed in the form of large South African Diamonds, yielded from the great mines there. As a respected business man, I am sure you can see my dilemna. By assisting me with your social security number, and checking account, I will reward you 14.5% of this bounty.

Please let me know.

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Lagos, Nigeria