Thing's you thing you will do, but most likely won't

[FartinMowler]

1 mountain skateboard
2 Pick up a woman at a bar
3 Shoot someone
4 Actually talk to Rongi in person
5 Crack a wip
6 Talk to someone famous
7 Go to a I-Mockery thing and do things and have people
humiliate you. (that's a long one)
8 Eat glue
9 Tell Jixby that he's gay because the first PM you got he told you that he was going to kill you
10 watch anyone more charasmatic than Bill Clinton up for election (for Max)