I LOVE CHOJIN
SERIOUSLY
HE'S THE BESTEST PERSON IN THIS PLACE AND I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO EVER EVER EVER SPEAK NAUGHTY ABOUT HIM IN MY PRESENCE.
IF YOU DO, I WILL FIND A WAY TO POP YOU IN THE FACE OVER THE INTERNET.
OR I'LL ASK JIXBY, MISTER FART, SPAZ (IF I CAN FIND HIM FOR MORE THAN A SECOND), MR ADVENTURE, DAPHNE AND SOMEONE ELSE WHOSE NAME I WON'T MENTION TO HARRASS YOU UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE.