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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 08:12 PM        warning: shoots flaming balls
i bought 5 dragon artillery shells (1 crackling 4 assorted), 1 box of black cat quadrific (4 artillery shells in onewhich came with a shitty tube, i ended up shooting them out of a dragon tube for better results) a box of black cat magnum artillery shells, a brick of 2000 black cats, random assorted fireworks like huge sparklers for my girlfriend and flying triangle things and over 100 roman candles. only like 12 of them were black cat because i'm cheap. most of them were ghetto 10 shots but the stupid fuck at the firework stand was selling them 4 for 50 cents but they were suppose to be 50 cents a piece. retards make for smart shopping!

i had lots of fun and i still have 3 of the magnum shells left and alot of the black cats. the only accidents were my girlfriend burning her fingers throwing an artillery shell, and me running into a fucking barbwire fence. i cut my face pretty bad and my arm has a really deep gash, i think its infected cuz it keeps spewing this green snot like stuff

hurray for the 4th of july and backwoods oklahoma and burnt hot dogs
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