Out In The Open

[FartinMowler]

One time when I was a teen I headed down to a local lake with my friend Greg. He and I where walking down the path he see's a Canada goose moving in the brush. I was in a hurry to get to the lake for a swim so, I ignored him but he was off into the giant Ferns and yells to me "Hey there are goose egg's here!" and proceeds to throw and egg at me". Greg's throw missed me and ended up at me feet. I yelled back at him as he stood way up on a slope "Hey fuckhead leave the eggs alone!" and he again he throw's and egg at me and misses. I was really pissed off so I picked up the egg that was pretty heavy compared to a chicken egg and with all my strength and anger I wipped the egg hitting him right in the neck. Greg freaked out and ran down the hill full speed with his hands stretched out screaming "aaaaaaaaaaarhg" and shoved me backwards to fall around 6 feet down into a rocky river bed stream. I got up and the back of my head was bleeding and I was somewhat dizzy and in pain. I then realized what Greg had done and beside me was a nice branch and I got up and chased him home but I didn't catch the fucker and I didn't get to go swimming.