Yo Ese,

[Esuohlim]

OK this is how it works, ThisIsWitty:

When Mad Max "insults" you, you must pretend to be offended. To this you must either post back insulting him, or tell him that his "insults" don't phase you.

This will lead to him either calling you a fucktard, or telling you he's amused by the amount of posts he's getting in reply. The cycle goes on until Mad Max leaves again. He usually doesn't stick around for more than two weeks. Maybe one if you're lucky.