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Originally Posted by Fanfic Sanctuary
"You Call This Funny"
Silais handled the beaker in his hand with the utmost delicacy. [Fraukentinium. Very volatile, very explosive, very sensitive to jarring. Don't drop it, or it's all over.] He turned to Roll, who was assisting him in his work. {Roll, are you ready over there?}
"Almost. Just give me a moment." She was mixing a large container of foul-smelling liquid, which is why SHE was doing it. Silais would never be handle the stench, and she was glad to help him, seeing as how it never bothered her, what with no nose and all. She dropped in a pearl of some unidentifiable substance. "Ready here."
{I just need one more thing,} he said, and he turned to a drawer and opened it...
"Oh, this is going to be so GREAT!" Beast Boy said while laughing very hard. Raven looked up from her book to glance at him.
"Okay, what did you do THIS time?" Whatever it was, it was probably stupid.
"I sneaked down into the lab, and I booby-trapped one of the drawers. When Silais opens it, is he in for a surprise!" He gripped his sides in his mirth.
"Beast Boy, aren't you worried that your moronic pranks might hurt someone?" She said it as though it was the most obvious thing in the world, which it was.
"Oh, come on, Raven!" he said with minor irritation. "How dangerous could a little fun be"? His statement was followed by an enormous explosion that rocked the tower.
"You had to ask," was all she could say before an even larger one came, making the very air vibrate. A loud rumble came from under them, and Silais was blasted out from under the coffee table, followed by a gout of flame. He was slammed into the ceiling, and fell on the floor with a sickening SMACK! "I told you."
"Oh, god!" Beast Boy yelled as he dashed over to the dragon. "Are you all right?"
{I'll live,} he said, before lashing out and grabbing Beast Boy by the throat. {Too bad I can't say the same for you.}
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