Philosophy of mockery?

[Helm]

I don't need to tongue anybody's arsehole for praise or recognition.

Tongue my asshole a bit though, will you?

leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Oh come on. Just a little bit.

Helm, I'm rather fond of you, and I don't really want to start some pissy internet bitch slapping contest, so I'll simply leave off with explaining my position.

Bye! Be seeing you. We'll call you when we, uh, see the flames of presumption again. Or when we need a rim-job.