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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 07:04 AM        20 second movie review:Swimfan
Ok, so this Ben guy is all popular and shit.....he has a girlfriend and hes on the swim team...well his life is ruined when some psyco slut named Madison decided that she wants Ben.....so Ben decided to cheat on his girlfriend with the slut madison...then he goes crazy. She starts to believe that she is his GF and that they are married and shit. Then things go bad with Swimming cause crazy maddi decides to slip Ben some steriods because he was a dickless bastard who didnt want to date her. So Ben gets kicked off the team. Then his GF Dumps him. Then she gets ran over. Then Maddi poses as a nurse to try and kill dumb GF. Then Ben becomes Watson. He finds out that mad madi fucks up every guy she meets. Then she gets arrested cause shes a dumb bitch. Then she shoots up sum cops. Then she pushes GF into pool...then she falls in like a dumbass...AND THEN SHE DROWNS :LOL

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