Tuesday storytime and thread

[mburbank]

"The glandular Gringo out front wants to see you."
"Why?"
"He says I charged him too much"
"Did you?"
"I have no idea. The school we went to only had English emmersion and I dropped out at sixteen so I could get a minimum wage job at a fucking Dunkin Donuts because otherwise my family would be out on the street. I can't read English and I have no reason at all to care. "
"Uh huh. I can smell his deoderant soap from here."
"I know. What the hell is he doing here? Isn't it enough his kind created the slums we'll never get out of and locked us into wage slavery? Can't he go to starbucks like every other fucking white man?"
"Starbucks. Bet they'd charged him $20 for what he just bought for the pleasure of being served by other white people."
"He smells like a homosexual"
"I know."
"I'll give you half my paycheck if you hit him with your keys."