BOY, THESE BOARDS SURE WERE BETTER x MONTHS AGO!

[Carnivore]

We've been called for splinters, hemorrhoids, and people who have vomited once. We get called for pains people have been having for weeks, months, even years. They always seem to call at 3:00 AM for those. Meanwhile, people have pulled up in their car to the hospital with their spouse in cardiac arrest in the passenger's seat. The abuse of the system angers me. People think a Medicaid card is a free pass. I would do away with Medicaid completely if it couldn't benefit people like Glowbelly who need it, won't abuse it, and don't intend to remain on it permanently.

She better not call me when she's in labor, though. I've seen that before and it's not pretty!