WTF? isn't this site run by a geek?

[DJ Potatoe]

3. After his erotic experience involving creatures with many arms (Not Sheeva from MK3) Bartman, who believe it or not is one of those "clever TV show avatars", thinking that Softball is what all the REAL fags play, signs up on his middleschool team. Unfortunately, the cater-growth is mistaken for pubic hair and he is wedgied in the locker room by many boys who fear, yet are strangely attracted to the idea of cater-pubes. In conclusion, Bartman one again returns to his midnight viewing of Spongebob before secreting mango juice from his nostrals and eventually passing into the land of sleep....where cater-pube boy is king of the world....or something.