WTF? isn't this site run by a geek?

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I think we should all adopt this new, yet fascinating and goal-oriented method of internet communication. Let me give this old girl a whirl right now.

1. One time, Bartman contracted a debilitating penile infection when trying to cram over 17 'wooly bear' caterpillers under his foreskin on a dare.

Originally Posted by Helm

2. This was bad, because the infection resulted in a large ingrown sack of terribly smelling green oozy pus, which not only hampered his movement, thus making his solitary trips from kitchen to basement all the more difficult, but also proved to be the source of even more grief when his mother, having not seen him in his pasty-white complexion glory for at least a good 3 years thought he was a burglar and pushed him down the stairs. On the last step, he landed swolen-penis first and resulted in a release which boris (which is bartman's real name) can only describe as the most - and only - erotic experience of his miserable life.

Originally Posted by DJ Potatoe

3. After his erotic experience involving creatures with many arms (Not Sheeva from MK3) Bartman, who believe it or not is one of those "clever TV show avatars", thinking that Softball is what all the REAL fags play, signs up on his middleschool team. Unfortunately, the cater-growth is mistaken for pubic hair and he is wedgied in the locker room by many boys who fear, yet are strangely attracted to the idea of cater-pubes. In conclusion, Bartman one again returns to his midnight viewing of Spongebob before secreting mango juice from his nostrals and eventually passing into the land of sleep....where cater-pube boy is king of the world....or something.

Compiled for your reading convenience BEST. STORY. EVER!!!