Perndog is 21 years old today

[Jixby Phillips]

You are a fucking stupid moron. Does it honestly bother you when anything is exagerated for comic effect? If you had your druthers, would you abolish all illogical statements, even if they are clearly meant to be funny? Do you have asperger syndrome? Are you a character, and do I have asperger syndrome? I am serious here, and I need your help. Please answer these questions.