Chimp has a webgame! :O

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peasants are worthless because making money over time is worthless; you'll just get raped by everyone for all you're worth.

cashed in big the other day on some dude that was sitting on 60k with a rent-a-cop guarding it. I lured him away with a glazed donut and took it all home in a big burlap sack.

mubert's been begging me on a daily basis now to stop killing him ;_;