GOOD DAY AT I-MOCK

[Anonymous]

Chojin enters the room, and sits down at the computer with a tall glass of Turkey Hill Orange Tea, ready for another vigorous day of forum moderatin'. After changing ArrowX's avatar a few million times and making a few scathing remarks at people on the internet, his eyes catch a rather fetching picture of Helm in the aptly-named 'Post Yer Picture Here Thread.' The masturbation that ensued was compulsory, almost a ritual at this point, and lasted for 28 seconds longer than normal, falling short of his high score by mere nanoseconds. After sharing his lamentation with his fellow underlings at I-Mockery, an electronic group hug was initiated and our protagonist was eased back to mental health.

He then called ArrowX fat, made fun of Fartin Mowler's profession, and went to bed.

But not before attempting to take his own life by wrapping his mouth around the kitchen sink spicket and inhaling with the hot water running.