Like being stabbed by a thousand thousand fiery swords...

[Spectre X]

...and that are also poisonous.

My shoulder has changed rcecently. It has gone from friendly and helpful point of articulation to the physiological equivalent of an evil sadistic megalomaniac.

A few minutes after I got up this morning my shoulder started feeling kind of strange, like a locked-up knee joint that you have to move a couple of times to get it to pop back into normal mode. So, I move my arm and there I felt a pretty bad shot of pain going through my shoulder. At first it wasn't so bad, it was merely a slight annoyance. However, a while ago the pain started getting worse, and now it hurts even when I don't move my arm at all.

I'm afraid that if this doesn't stop soon, I'll lose my mind and end up cannibalizing my family and my neighbours, and eventually end up killing myself by leaping in front of a train.

And the locked feeling is still there, and I can't shake it, and this is infuriatingly irritating.