my idea for an episode of alf

[Rongi]

ok so i was talking to GADZOOKS once about alf and how we never see him eat a cat and so i had a wounderfull idea!

ok so alf is in the kitchen, behind the table per usual, and the window is open. a cat comes from the open window and goes over to alf. this is alf's big chance! alf grabs the cat and very very slowly eats it. he doesnt even bite into it. he eats it like a jaw breaker. this goes on for a while and the entire family comes into the kitchen and sees alf slowly eating a cat. everyone is absolutely horrified but they cannot keep their eyes off it. there are tears and screaming children as alf very very slowly eats the cat. and while they think this is the most awful thing they've ever seen and they dont want to look at it, they cant help but look. this goes on for the entire episode.