On a completely unrelated note...

[CaptainBubba]

No, seriously OAO. You cannot talk to girls like that. Jesus fucking christ.

You are far too direct and not at all charming or charismatic. You have the same linguisitc skills as Bonzi Buddy. You have the physical appearance of a guy who cries when engaged in confrontation. You have no sense of humor or social behaviors. Talking to girls while you're still in your faux-intelectual phase is just going to make you cringe when you look back on it in oh, say, 3 years. Just play video games. Its safer and Noone will judge you.

Except all of us, but thats just because we already know what a fat socially inept quasi-autistic ass you are.