who says it's bad to live in Texas?

[McClain]

NEWS FLASH: Every state sucks. I don't know why everyone thinks their respective state is so special. I've spent a good amount of time in most coastal states and was raised in the Midwest. THEY ALL SUCK!
NYC fucks think they're so fuckin' tough, I'll roll every single one of those pussies with my hands behind my back.
California was full of assholes and overpriced EVERYTHING. If you weren't being barraged by Hippies you had to push through all the Trendies in their Urban Outfitters clothing. Oy fuck.
Indiana was boring as fuck. There was nothing to do.
Illinois is just like Indiana, 'cept their only saving grace is Chicago. (The best big city in the fuckin world, fuck NYC and LA. You two chities can sink/burn, respectively)
Hawaii was fuckin' awesome, but the locals were dumber than a box of shit.
Maryland was useless. "COME LIVE HERE! WE'RE CLOSE TO D.C.!"
D.C. is hell on earth. Only a masochist would live there.

That leaves me with Texas. The state I currently occupy. It's not that bad. Sure, the weather sucks and there are plenty of right-wing retards, but I love this atmosphere because the liberals hate it. (I just came from Cali and I hate left-wing hippies - see above.)