I can't believe someone thought of having a Free Nations of Free Nations country before me! Not to mention United States of USA and last but not least, Republic of xyzzy! I mean, come on!
I settled for The Republic of Maneater. Put the Isle of Man flag in there, 'cause there's three fine veal human legs on it, and it goes with the theme.
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The Republic of Maneater
"Pleased to Meat you."
UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Maneater is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 25%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.
Crime is a problem. Maneater's national animal is the man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the piece of meat.
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Excellent.
Oh, and I love how you can dismiss any issue you choose.
-Please mr.President! We need your oppinion on this very important issue!
-No.
-Oh. Okay then. *issue dissapears*
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