The I-Mockery Posting Season Race to 10,000!

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That's right, the most elusive quality in a post, the named 'gigh' quality is sorely lacking in most posts we see around here. Obviously, for anyone confused as to what exactly this 'gigh' quality is, he has only to closely inspect Carnivore's post to understand what he's been doing wrong in posting. After all, he's the one making the complaint that there's not enough of this 'gigh' going on around here.

The 'gigh' quality, then, is all about pretending that your oppinion matters because you've been here a long time, being repeatedly condescending, making veiled insults towards noone and everybody in particular and also alluding to an overal board-quality as related to "closeness to God" versus "the pit of suck" which each and every post contributes towards reaching. That's right, children! Every post counts! If we reach the dreaded "pit of suck" it's all YOUR fault, you dirty damned newbs. Can't be Carnivores, regardless of that he's been around here for 5 years and all he's got to show for it is his stupid seal of malevolence.

So, if you want to be more like Carnivore, and you want to attend that elusive 'gigh' quality consistently, you now know what to do. Get right to it, snappy, or else the vets will look down on you and greviously shake their heads in dissapointment.