MY NEW GENERAL BLABBER THREAD

[mburbank]

I didn't know, but I'm glad, because we're tight. I'm all about curbing drinking. Nobdy likes a sloppy, maudlin drunk. You got to cut back until your a fucking terrifying drunk who might do anything. Then they'll respect you.

And all you suck bastards, I'm not the Baby's father but if I WAS I bet I wouldn't 'go out for cigarettes' one day and never be seen again, because smoking is a flithy habbit! And Pippin is a filthy Hobbit. Don't believe me? Rent the extnded DVD. I am so serious. He fucks a dead orc. It goes on for like, fifteen minutes. Good sound editting though.


Anyhoo, I've been thinking a lot about boning the Olsen Twins lately. Not in a bad way, more in a geo-political statement way, like 'MIDDLEAGED, SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT GUY BONES OLSEN TWINS AS STATEMENT', and then afterwards, go 'So which one of you was it now who had the drug habbit?', beause mostly aftewards you're supposed to smoke and I don't.




UNLESS I GO REALLY, REALLY FAST AND THE FRICTION IGNITES MY RIG!





Which isn't really out of the question, because I'm like the friggin' Flash in the sack. My therapist says it's because I think too much.



ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CALLBACK NOW, YOU SONS OF BICTHES??!!!



Hello, Glow.