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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:59 AM        colon cancer warning
LOUD RISK WARNING
1 out of 10 of you are going to contract or already have colon cancer. This is no joke . Colon cancer is the leading cause of death for male 10 to 24 second only to gang violence. Colon cancer can be prevented by avoiding foods with MSG and wiping front to back. There are tribes in central asia that do not believe in modern colon cancer.
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