What (anything) to movie conversions would you like to see?

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I'd like to see arrowx as a movie.

specifically, I'd like to see his intestines torn from his stomach and used as film, his still living muscles sawn straight from the bones and catered to the hungry actors in a light hollandaise sauce, and then watch him shit himself as he finally succumbed to death so that the audience would have something entertaining to watch during the credits.