I Picked The Wrong Weekend

[Bod]

to go on the wagon. Five people have called and asked me to come to the pub. But that's Ok.
But I've smacked myself in the eye with the corner of a car door and that really upset me as now I look like I've been in a fight and lost.
Then I lost my wallet. I've never done that before. It had all the money I have in it and I don't get paid until a week on Monday. How will I feed my cats? I've no food either and the gas & leccy is on a meter.
At least I have no cash to buy booze.
Seasoned Mockers maybe aware that this is not my first attempt at wagon-riding, but I mean it this time.