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Cosmo Electrolux Cosmo Electrolux is offline
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Old Mar 9th, 2005, 12:03 PM        Re: I'm a god damned theif
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i am always stealing shit. i get away with it, and i am really good at it but i am starting to feel bad.
If I were you, I would funnel the energy you expend in being a shoplifting pile of shit into something positive....maybe learn to speak English, or learn a trade. You could be a janitor and clean up other peoples piss from train station floors......

Dear Cosmo Electrolux,
You have colon cancer. Can you not tell I am serious? You have been warned before it became cancer and you shirked your responsibility to your children by not consulting a doctor. Now it will be emotionaly turbulent for all those around you.

Sincerely, Evil Robot
Dear Robot,

You are neither evil, nor a robot...you are an incontinent 14 year old with an internet connection and no concept of comedy. Stop now.

Cosmo

P.S. The letter thing was mine three years ago, you myopic douchbag. Cease and desist.....dickhole.
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