NEW MINIMOCK: "THE TRUE STORY BEHIND DARTH TATER!"

[DeadKennedys]

"Yes. Your posterior will be hollowed out by the dark side. Within it, the severed appendages of your fellow potatoes will be stored. Yesss."

When I stole small things from my friends as a kid, I hid them in my Mr. Potatohead's as. Until his assflap came open at school and I was ruined. :<

And I have that same exact yoda toy from taco bell