Am I in the wrong here?

[Rez]

she's had sex with you nine times previously.

she wont have sex anymore with you due to her newfound abstinence.... either she's trying out on how to lead men on, or she really doesnt want to have sex with you anymore, which means you suck, whatever your size is.

whatever it is, she's fucking retarded and you should take emu's advice because it made me laugh a lot.

aural sex is like the best idea ever... sex through auditory means... i mean, wow... we're looking into the future folks.