Probably would go here...

[maggiekarp]

him: hey ask what woudl be wierd lie ka you know statement.
maggiekarp: "What would be weird?" statement?
him: as a "you know" statement
maggiekarp: You know what would be weird?
him: If I open-mouthed kissed a horse?
maggiekarp: Yeah, I suppose that WOULD be weird.
him: ::does so::
maggiekarp: Ewwwwww
him: you dont' want me to kiss you?
maggiekarp: Heeeey :-(
him: I'm joking
maggiekarp: Suuuuuuuure :-(
him: you're not an ugly human
maggiekarp: That reminds me.. on the bus on Friday, we drove by some cows, and the guys put down their windows and shouted "HEY! HEY YOU COWS! MOOO!!! MOO!!! COWS!! MOOOOOO!!"
maggiekarp: And when we drove by some horses, they did the same, but instead they were all "HEY! HEY YOU HORSES! NEEEEEIIIGH!!! NEIGH!!! HORSES!! NEEEEEEIIIGH!!"
him: you ruined my joke...
maggiekarp: I did?
maggiekarp: I'm not an ugly human?
him: you're a beautiful monkey.
maggiekarp: Ah!
him: hmpf


So upset that I ruined his joke :/

True story about the cows and horses, though.