dude fuck avp

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im sorry this movie pisses me off ive only seen it once and personally it has haunted me since when ever i saw it (i refuse to remember the tragic date )it was when it was in theaters seriosly the fight scenes were like watching some one legged man with a unicycle for a peg leg filming a fight scene in an earthquake ,while having a seizure , also why the fuck would the predators who are supposed to be some of the "most technologicallyadvanced hunters in the universe " going to go through there " rite of passage" with 100 year old guns wtf is that shit lemme put this into perspective here its like this ok jim were going to send you into this here house where you have to fight an agitated brown bear we starved for 6 months and anally raped with machines while forcing him to watch (insert movie with jennifer lopez or carrot top here)and left him in this room also poking him in the eye every few hours or so with a needle covered in salt ,here take this sling go kick some ass we will be chilling up here with the lazers that blow miles long tunnels thru layers of permafrost oh yea and good luck " who ever is responsible for this needs to blow my entire family (even the people who are dead actually thats who they are starting with ). we should destroy all trace of this movie and shoot it into space forgetting it existed killing all those who metion its existence untill someone makes a better version not even better fucking majorly and superior version thats doesnt even make this exist it will change the way your life went to hell after watching the origional rape or the 2 series which kills more braincells then wearing an aluminim foil helmet and sticking metal skewers in your head while you stick it in the microwave for 6 hours . yea so im sorry i just really hate this movie i mean JASON X WAS BETTER at least it was rated R and if you want to challenge me at least it had tits !!!no man can fight with tits (unless hes gay) but that would mean its only because he envys them