GETTING REAL

[Matt Harty]

OK HERE IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU GET REAL (GETTING FUNKY) GETTING REAL IS WHEN YOU GET THE FUNK OFF YOUR CHEST (SHIT THAT MAKES YOU REAL PISSED) JUST GET IT ALL OUT IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. TO GET REAL YOU NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND BE TOTALLY PISSED OFF WHEN YOU TALK IF YOU START TO GET WEAK AND SAY SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE "WELL MAYBE IT WAS MY FAULT" OR "I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT" THEN FUCK YOU DIE FAGGOT LETS GET STARTED CURSE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO STAY TOTALLY PISSED OFF



SO OUR HIGHSCHOOLS LOCKER ROOMS ARE GETTING REDONE SO WE HAVE TO CHANGE IN SOME GHETTO ASS TEAM ROOM SO THESE MOTHERFUCKING GYM TEACHERS TELL US "WELL LOCK UP YOUR STUFF" WELL FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE A HALL LOCKER ITS FOR HOMOS SO THERE WAS THIS ONE BLOCK WHERE SOME KID KEPT STEALING SHIT BUT HE GOT SUSPENDED AND EXPELLED AND FUCKIN FUCKED LEGALLY BY POLICE OK BUT ANYWAYS:

IM COMING BACK INTO THE LOCKER ROOM FROM AN INTENSE GAME OF SOFTBALL AND MY WALLET AND KEYS ARE IN MY BACK POCKET IM LIKE "HOLY SHIT I NEVER PUT IT THERE" AND SURE ENOUGH MY $120 DOLLARS IS GONE AND ALL KINDS OF KIDS START COMING FORWARD WITH TONS OF MONEY MISSING AND IPODS MISSING AND CELL PHONES MISSING

SO I GET THIS TIP OFF THAT SOME BLACK KID DEMETRIUS (WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS THAT FOR A BLACK KID) WAS SEEN IN THE CORNER OF THE LOCKER ROOM BY ONE OF THE TRACK AND FIELD KIDS. HE SAID THE BLACK KID TOLD HIM NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, THAT HE WAS "JUST CUTTING CLASS"

FUCK THAT SHIT EVERYBODY WHO GOT SHIT STOLEN GOT TOGETHER AND WE FOUND OUT THAT HE BOUGHT DRUGS WITH OUR MONEY (THE DEALER SHOWED US THE MONEY AND WE RECOGNIZED OUR BILLS TRUST ME IT WAS OURS) AND WE FUCKING FOUND OUT WHERE HE LIVED AND STOMPED THE KID OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE. WE WANTED TO THROW BRICKS THROUGH HIS WINDOWS BUT NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT.

ANYWAYS SINCE THEY COULDNT FUCKING PROVE HE DID IT THESE SCHOOL ADMIN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HIM FOLLOWED BY AN AID AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY WHAT A BITCH