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Old May 29th, 2005, 05:05 AM        POST NEW TOPIC!! I JUST HIT A DEER AND HAVE NO LEFT HEADLIG
IT'S TRUE!!!! No, seriously, I just nailed this deer on my way home from the bronx. I was ducking on and off the taconic parkway since i assume i;m drunk. ( Being drunk had nothing to do with it, I could have been stone cold sober, that animal TOTALY chose me). I was all like "doo dee doo I'm just mindin' my own fuckin' bussiness, drivin' down this peacefull country road, hypnotized by the glow that eminates from downtown manhattan. Im talking about the orange sky you can see from the nortern suburbs.) So My previously showroom condition 92 dodge spirit is now just some bullshit used car. I left the animal, which was laying on the other side of the road. I cursed at it as if it spoke english. If any actuall human heared me they would think HBO was filming the sopranos again.

please send new headlight, grill assy., hood, LF fender.
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