Hoop Dreams By Thaddius P. Riddles

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H00P DREAMS

It's that time again folks, basketball fever, it's time to put your fears away, lent is over, y'all probably from you New Year's resolutions, so what are you going to believe you gotta belive in the HOOP DREAMS.

Y'all HEARD OF THE BASKETBALL DRAFT. I HOPE YOU ALL GOT THE BEST PLAYAS YOU COULD GET. BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WHO IS YOUR WISH PICK? MINE THIS GUY!



This man unleashed hoop dreams onto the kid, that's fucking crazy. PARDON MY LANGUAGE, but my coach told me that the best basketball playas are negros, so LET'S CHECK IT OUT.



YOU GOT GAME SON, BUT IM LOOK FOR SOME AFRO-AMERICANS. ALSO I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR LEGS CHECKED OUT.



YOU'LL HAVE TO DO!



HEY AYE THAT'S A PRETTY BIG BASKETBALL, THIS FEVER SPREADING ARE YOU FEELING IT. LET'S SEE?



I THINK HE'S FEELING IT, EITHER THAT OR HIS RITILAN KICKED IT. OH THERAPY FOR THE YOUTH!



EVERYBODY WINS!



AND EVERYONE GETS FREE POLICE RIDES HOME, MY HOOP DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!.