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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 08:43 AM        Truer words were never spoken about this message board....
source: www.boortz.com/nealznewz.com
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IQ TEST

The Neal Boortz Show is always looking for ways to help you identify the mentally challenged among us. Smoking, of course, is the principal way. Smokers are generally less intelligent than non-smokers. Sure, there are exceptions … but the general rule holds. Baseball hats would be another way. It is a well-known scientific fact that turning a baseball hat around backwards reduces IQ by a factor of nearly 9.5%.

Now we have another means to instantly judge a person’s basic intelligence. If you happen to hear a person chanting “no war for oil” you know that person has some rather severe learning and cognitive disadvantages.

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