I renounce my straight-edgery.

[Dole]

Edit: As a note, I only mouth smoke them. I don't draw the smoke into my lungs.

You big bloody nonce - if you are going to smoke, SMOKE. What you describe is what 13 year old girls do trying to look hard by smoking, when they know if they actually inhale they will have an all consuming coughing fit.

I can't believe someone would 'break their edge' (not that you were ever edge in the true sense) by something as ludicrously gay as pretend smoking.