Wee 3

[Jonathan Clement]

One of the most asinine shows I've ever seen on TV is "Wee 3". It's a little kids shows that comes on treehouse TV. It's so STUPID! So, allow me to tell you all about it.

First of all, the plot is about these 3 little imps that live in some kids bedroom. The first one is a pink one named "Bunwin". The second is a blue one named "Creeky". And the 3rd is a Purple one named "Pook". And they have the STUPIDEST voices, by the way.

In every episode, they always play stupid games using the SAME PROPS EVERY time, and using the SAME pretend names every other time. For example, they use a giant tiny chick named "Cheep-cheep" which isn't to bad. Last episode, they used this green toy dinosaur and named him "Magic racer". "It's just another dumb kids show" you say. Well, I havn't told you the rest...

When Creeky wanted to re-name cheep-cheep, magic racer, Pook says "No! There can only be one magic racer!" Yes, only one magic racer, but "Todd 1" and "Todd 2"? Yes, occasionally, they're name some prop dolls "Todd 1" and "Todd 2". They'll also call themself "Vance Merdoc" and "Zaptar". Hell, their REAL names are bad enough. I mean, what the hell kind of a name is "Bunwin", anyway? And when they have a job, they won't call it a "fire fighter" or whatever they're pretending to be. They're call it "Fire fighter guy" You think THAT'S bad? Wait til I tell you the rest!

The show promotes CROSS-DRESSING and gender reversal. Yes, Bunwin will often will be the "Daddy" in some god forsaken game of "House". And the others will me the mommies. Yes, they DO cross dress.

And then, they'll tuck cheep-cheep in bed singing some stupid song and then pick him up again... BY THE HEAD! They'll also feed him a bottle that's EMPTY. They'll use a training cup as a "Swimming pool". And they're use a rope as a snake, and a cue-tip as a fishing rod, a trumpet AND flag at the same time, and other stuff. A giant crayon as an ice-cream sprayer and those little limbless men as "Ice creams". And they'll also use the afformentioned giant crayon with a rope tied to the end and swing it around like a lasoo and pretend it a siron singing "Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo!!"

They'll also throw stuff around the room and make a terrible mess out of everything. I mean, JESUS, my cousin Barbara's house is tidier than THAT. And it's a REAL mess.

Allow me to quote strongbad here: "You see? No sence of direction, No comedic timing, and the script is RIDDLED with gaping plotholes." I think you get the jist of it...

If you want to watch it for yourself, it comes on Treehouse TV. Remember, it's called "Wee 3".