Good ol Mr. Colin Powell....

[AChimp]

Cautiously, Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien stood up and began to speak.

"Mr. Iraqi Man, we understands that you are angry and when you are angry you can becomes very angry and do angry things out of anger, you knows?" he started. Confused by the extremely poor English, the Iraqi ambassador took a staggered step forward.

"Hey! What the fucks do you thinks you are doing?!" said Chretien, "This are my personal spaces that you are invading!"

Using all the training that he was given as an amateur boxer and the expertise that he gained fending off unrelenting protesters, the feisty politician delivered a stunning uppercut to the Iraqi ambassador's face.

"Don't fuck wit me, eh!"