Characters

[kellychaos]

Hello, I am a character. Some may say that I'm a newb but, in actuality, I am a character brought to life by a disgruntled long-time poster who has failed to gain attention through his everyday personality so; therefore, has developed an alternate persona to bring himself or herself into the spotlight. My attention-whoring personality requires this for my continued existence. That being said, I am here to proclaim that my soul purpose is to fuck with you. I shall be popping in from time to time to fuck with you. When my short attention span is drawn elsewhere, I will still be on your mind because I have fucked with you before and have done my job well. You will fucking despise my fucking existence even though I'm not present. You will make well-intended but pitiful attempts to ban me. This will not work as I am legion. Anyway ... well ... fuck you.