The other day, I was thinking about how much of my late childhood I spent on pokemon, and realized something important. If I had not been focusing on pokemon from age 10-13, I would have been mastubating. Had I been masturbating all the time I was focusing on pokemon, I would have tore my dick off. With that, I can safely say that Pokemon has saved my dick. Thank you, Pokemon! Thank you.
PS: There is a 99% chance that in in the following posts, the phrase "OMG rosenstern has a dick?!" will appear at least 7 times.
PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!
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