I don't know how to start a band

[CaptainBubba]

So I've been learnin myself some electrical guitarin for about 7 months now and I am told I already play like Zeus on high. I want to be in a band. A good band mind you. Something the like of Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age.

Problem is most of the college bands round here are full up, are more pretentious than a busty asian girl, have 3 violins a tuba two drummers and 5 guitarists already, or sound like an unholy ammalgamation of nickelback and creed who have needles in their fingers.

How does one go about starting a band or joing one or whatever. If anyone lives near Northern VA (I'm 30 min away from Richmond, 1 hour from D.C) and is interested in starting a band I'd love it.