During the entire halloween weekend...

[CaptainBubba]

Im going to continue my longest standing holiday tradition and for Haloween I'm going to get high on cough syrup, put on a ridiculously large purple velvet cigar jacket and boxers and stumble into the crummy dorm haloween party and go "why is everything all red" and then stumble back into my room and hallucinate that giant peppers wearing sombreros are dancing in my brain.