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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 01:21 AM        EAR FARTS :O
This really freaked me out and I just wanna know if it's ever happened to anyone else.

I've been real sick lately, for the past five days, and I've been trying to get a lot of rest (and failing). It's mostly my right ear and a sore throat, and just recently my stomach's been acting kinda wonky.

This morning, though, I was woken up to the sound of my ear farting. I had slept on my left side, so my left ear was turned down...and I just woke up and it kept doing it sporadically. In my just-woken-up haze I tried to dig into it, trying to find some sort of rare farting bug, but to no avail. About fifteen seconds later, it stopped and I think water came out but I'm not sure.

Is that weird?
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